snorlaxatives:

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog of you agree

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timcuckley:

[me, attempting to communicate with the dead] “hey u up lol”

[ouija board spells out “READ AT 11:57 PM"]

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shittyidea:

Arnold Schwarzenegger sings John Denver’s greatest hits!